by Joshua

Joshua is the one managing this blog.


Saturday, October 29, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011



strange things in the world01
Ha ha
Garfield without Garfield
Garfield without Garfield
Life Without Garfield 

Num Num Num
Oops

Baby Monkey


Every Saturday before labor day is bacon day. (relay, look it up) 
They are all Pumpkins 






A Poem From Josh called Always Eat Your Meat!
Once there was a plump old man who didn’t like his meat. “go cook and bake and broil and take this for someone else to eat!” said he said he “now go and fetch me tea.” The servants did as they were told. “to serve him” said one of the cooks “you must be brave and dashing and bold! (because he would harshly harshly scold.) “here is his tea” said he said he. The servants gave it to the plump old man then they left him In piece. “that man can get whatever he wants even the golden fleece!” said the servants “I have a idea we put poison I his tea!” said she said she. The old man over herd there plan to poison him galore so he ran out the door to an old sea shore and there he lived ever more By Josh 
Try to Take Over the World!
Monk Jellybeans
Ya!!!!!!!!!!

Chuckle Chuckle
haaaahaaa


Muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funnnnny
Its Snapeerdoodle

That is my sister Julie

The Wand the cloak the stone.

do it man do it

coooool
\


List of unusual deaths

2011: A 35 year old man from Blagoveshchensk, Russia, died after pleading with a friend to bury him alive for the night in a garden with the belief that this would bring him luck for the rest of his life. It is thought that heavy rain falling throughout the night may have blocked the victim's breathing tubes and he was found dead the next morning.



1955: Margo Jones, theater director, was killed by exposure to carbon tetrachloride fumes from her newly cleaned carpet.

2011: Arthur Sexton, 80, drowned after falling off a step ladder and landing upside down in a water butt containing only a couple of feet of water.

2010: Robert Gary Jones, 38, was killed while jogging on a beach in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina when he was hit from behind by a small plane making an emergency landing.

1794: John Kendrick, an American sea captain and explorer, was killed in the Hawaiian Islands when a British ship mistakenly used a loaded cannon to fire a salute to Kendrick's vessel.

 620 BC: Draco, Athenian law-maker, was smothered to death by gifts of cloaks showered upon him by appreciative citizens at a theatre on Aegina.

1814: London Beer Flood, 9 people were killed when 323,000 imperial gallons (1,468,000L) of beer in the Meux and Company Brewery burst out of their vats and gushed into the streets.
 
B.E.ST MARX
Future Advice


If a crocodile asks you to jump in his mouth for a ride don't do it
   if a hippo tells you to eat poison ivy don't do it.
if ParanĂ¡ says come for a swim don't do it.
if a clown wants to give you a ride don't do it.
if a bat says for you to jump in a pit of snakes don't do it.
if a donkey wants you to say a bad word don't do it.
if a dragon wants you to eat dynamite and then swallow a match don't do it.  
             That Ends The Future advice Time For Today

Charlie Chaplin (What a card!) 
 Wonderfulie happytisttick gratleygrate thhhiiiiinhhg 
HUNKADOOGY!!!!!

memes-the-unforgiveable-but-delicious-curse.gif (500Ă—335)
YOU SMELL LIKE A BLANKET OF MULES:)!!!
Billy Joel approves. 

In the air 

Sitting on a fence...not really were in the air!!!

Karate move!!!

umm awkward   

Off yo Neverland  

floating 
 
                                                                  F.U.N.



Treebeard!!!

Me


Why is a raven like a writing desk answer isssss: Edger Allen Poe wrote on both! (Look him up!!!!)


Sunday, April 10, 2011

Great Movie Find full Movie on youtube

ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies - New Movie Reviews and Previews!



                                                                             Dinner on the house!!!

                                                                

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

My Brother-in-law (Justin Jeremiah Smith ) wrote the music to this song and now lots of churches are learning it.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Poems

    ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
    Trough the Looking glass             
    One fine day in the middle of the night,  Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.                                                                                                   A deaf policeman heard the noise and                                                                                                                                                           went to arrest those two dead boys,                                                                                                                                 if you don't believed my lie its true                                                                                                                               ask the blind man he saw it to.                   
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."



Alice in Wonderland 


His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, 
His hair is as dark as a blackboard. 
I wish he was mine, 
he's really divine, 
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.


Harry Potter
                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                     

Monday, April 4, 2011

April 1st

Today me and my friends were tipping over porter-potties at a football game and one of the police saw us. So we quickly ran to the crowd of people but the policeman was chancing us so then my friend Vincent was kinda freaking out but John and Fred where not. then so we took off are close and streaked across the football field (Ron's idea) the policeman could not go on the field so he just waved his nightstick at us. then we  had a breezy walk home.

April Fools!!!                   

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Funny Sidekicks!

This is the funny sidekicks clip

I'm swinging Jayda, she is three. and don't swing baby's around like that blow the wrists because there hands will fall of. I have a consent that when she was little she was swung around like that and her hands fell off...but they were stitched back on.
     
Wow thats cool but...my dog is way better.
Where Cool Justin is the one with the racing hat i'm the one with sun glasses and a hat, Susie also has a hat and sun glasses Jonny is the smallest. 


My favorite! Mel Blank (look him up) 

Wow

Groucho Marx and other Marx brothers!

Little panda big sneeze